Stress Relievers and Jokes

Stress Relievers:


This is a short little section that will help you relax and be calmer. These are just a few suggestions
to help relax your mind and body and keep you calmer. But one thing to remember is that in God you can always, ALWAYS find peace and calm.
Baths and yoga always help.
Listening to music
Doing a 3D Diamond painting
Don’t forget to die laughing with us during our joke section!
There are sooooooo many things you could do!
-Kessa


READ SCRIPTURE! It’s not only a great way to relax, but it’s a way that you can talk to God, and
listen to Him, through all of your stress and frustration, and just breathe and enjoy His Word. I know that many of us struggle with stress, and even though I may not understand that as well as you do
(“she’s only thirteen!” you may say), I do know many people that have, and that all healing and
restoration is found in God, and he is found in his Word. It’s meant for you just as much as any
other!
Here is a great YouTube channel that easily (and creatively!) explains Scripture, book by book, and
also has many other features on their website! My church uses this site a lot for their resources.


https://www.youtube.com/user/jointhebibleproject


And their website:


https://bibleproject.com/


I hope that you are able to breathe during this hard time! Please remember that reading Scripture is more important than probably anything else in your day! (Why did I say “probably”? It definitely is!)
So find time for it, won’t you? Because God is what we need more than anything else during this
hard time.
~Lily~


Walk. It’s as simple as that. Not only does it get you out of the house, but exercise is scientifically
proven to help reduce stress. Plus, going for a walk with your family is a great way to spend time
together and reconnect with them. Another very simple, almost laughably simple suggestion, is
sleep. When you sleep, your brain works to repair itself and the body. It cleans up all the ‘rubbish’ in your body. Getting proper sleep and then balancing it out with a healthy amount of exercise and

work can help you relax and reduce stress. Sure you’ll feel tired at the end of a day after some solid
work, but a good tired, you know what I’m talking about? My last and most important suggestion to
you is to pray. The Lord Almighty hears our prayers, and not only hears, but does something about
them. The answer’s are not always what we want them to be, or what we expect, but he does
answer. Stay strong my friends and do what you gotta do (within reason XD) to relax and breathe.
Yours in Christ
Hannah






JOKE SECTION:


Ok, so I know we promised a joke section, BUT I don’t really know any good jokes…. My cousins are the ones for that! Anyway, we wait in boredom for our Joke Mistress Hannah. BUT in the meantime I will prepare you for an awesome section that we have coming! We are putting in a PETS section in
the next post!!!!!!! Let me just introduce my pet, Leeli!
She is an almost 2 year old cat who is INSANE! She LOVES to be outside and her ultimate goal in
life isn’t to injure, isn’t to kill, but to DISINTEGRATE the ENTIRE squirrel population! (Especially our squirrel Alvin!)
-Kessa

Well hello again amigos! I know you’ve all been waiting expectantly for me (just kidding, just kidding). Well, as Kessa said, while we are waiting for the REAL joke queen, the one you may not have been waiting for but you will find yourself waiting for after you hear her jokes, you might as well take a look at my lousy ones. It’ll REALLY make you want Hannah’s section after this...hold on peeps, this may be a rough two minutes of reading…


Wait a second, scratch that. I’ll be the riddle queen. (Note that this is not me but my handy riddle
book sitting beside me. But since I am typing the riddles won’t you give me credit of some type!?)


Well, my friends, here goes nothing:


What appears twice in a week, once in a year, but never in a day?


What belongs to you but is used more by others?


It’s been around for millions of years, but is no more than a month old. What is it?


And...for the fun fact of the day…


In 1913, packages started being used. People got excited and mailed all types of things- including
babies! The first baby ever delivered in a package went a mile from his parent's home to his
grandparent’s- for only 15 cents!


Well, that’s all for now. Answers to the riddles in the next joke section we post! Bye!! (Hope you
aren’t too disappointed, but, as I said, more of the good stuff is still to come! Or, so I’ve been told…)
~Lily~


They said, many moons ago, that I (yes me) am the Joke Queen.
I hate to disappoint, I really do, but look at where they are… I don't consider myself very funny, but
they seem to think I am, so, without further ado. Enjoy my very very bad dad jokes. (Is it just me, or
are dad jokes hilarious?)


A rabbi, priest, and pastor walked into a bar. Would have thought one of them would notice.


What's black and white and red all over?
A nun in a strawberry field.
What's black and white, red all over, rolling very fast and getting slowly green?
A nun rolling down a strawberry field hill.
What's black and white and goes 'haha'?
The nun that pushed her.


Once there were a terrorist, a football player, and a chess player all traveling together in the same
plane. They hit some pretty bad turbulence and the pilot yelled out to them "Quick! Throw something
overboard to lighten the load!"
So the terrorist picks out a few bombs and chucks them out the door saying, "ah, well, I don't need these."
A few moments later the pilot tells out again, "Quick! Throw something overboard to lighten the load!"
So the chess player picks out a few chess boards and chess pieces and chucks them out the door
saying. "Well, I really don't need these."
Not long after, the pilot tells out again for a third time, "Quick! Throw something overboard to make the load lighter!" 

Now the football player looks at his football collection and sighs. "I really don't need these," he says, picking up a few footballs. "They are rather old…" and out the door he tosses them.
Now, they all land safely and go about their lives. The pilot, after such a strenuous flight, decides he
needs to go for a walk to calm his nerves. As he's walking along, he comes across a little boy just
bawling his eyes out. Concerned, he asks "Little boy, little boy, why are you crying?"
The little boy looks up at him and says through his heartbroken sobs "I was walking along when
some footballs came out of the sky and hit me on the head!"
The pilot is rather confused, but filled with compassion he goes "here have some chocolate. I'm
sorry you got hurt." He then continues on his way. Not much later, he comes across a second little
boy sitting on the side of the road, just sobbing his eyes out. Concerned, the pilot sits down beside
him and asks, "Little boy, Little boy, why are you crying?"
Unable to look at him from how hard he was crying, the little boy answered "I was walking along and some chess boards and chess pieces fell out of the sky and hit me on the head!" Now the pilot is
feeling very concerned and confused. The first boy had been hit by footballs, this one by chess
playing equipment, what was going on? Wanting to comfort the little boy, he said "I'm so sorry that
has happened! Here, have some chocolate." Giving the boy some chocolate, he continued on his
way. After some time, he comes across a third little boy. On the ground, crying. But he's not just
crying, he is howling from laughter. Has completely lost it. The pilot stares at him in amazement. The first two little boys had been upset, why was this one completely helpless with mirth?! Very confused he asks "Little boy, Little boy, eyes are you laughing?!" It takes a while for the little boy to get control of himself, but eventually he wipes away tears of laughter and looks at the pilot. "I was walking along the street," he explained, "when I farted, and the building behind me blew up!"


I apologize for my terrible jokes. I have more if you really do want them, but I feel like I have said
enough, for now…"


Adios
Hannah

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